Today a lot of interesting things happened. I shall only name three.....


~ I was tagged in an awkward spot
~I was stabbed with a pin. It was supposedly "acupuncture" ha! yeah not really the person stabbed me with a pin.
~I got my bottom stuck in a tree

Chatty

WOAH FANCY SEEING YOU HERE. HA! SO TODAY I TOTES HAD CONVO WITH WU BOY AND CAM SOUP AND IT WAS TOTES FABU. YOU WILL BE TOTES JELLY WHEN I TELL YOU WHAT WE SAID. HA! (by the way what is up with people speaking like that? DOES IT TOTES LIKE BLOW THEIR MINDS-a?) (ohh ohh another btw, when ever I capitalize I am speaking in that TOTES ADORB accent. also, WHY DO THEY LIKE PUT 'A' AT THE END OF EVERY WORD-A?) okay now you can wake up because I will actually talk about something interesting. the chat's that i mentioned earlier were real and I will now shoe them to you. *clap clap* Lights please!




CAM SOUP

......Continued

5:30 PM i can only talk to ONE person

  and

  i

 me: okay

 Campbell: choose

  YOU

  sorry

 me: hw?

 Campbell: your busy

 me: no

 Campbell: hw=homework

 me: I just have one thing

 Campbell: oh

 me: yeah hw=homework but what hw?

 Campbell: i have to catch up in math

  and

  type up

  my IWP

 me: IWP!!!!!!! WE HAVE ONE?

5:31 PM Campbell: no

  we have an IRP

 me: Where's the Food?

 Campbell: but you can do an IWP instead

  what food

 me: Where is the dang FOOd?

 Campbell: CARLIE

 me: W-where'sT-theF-fod

  food

5:32 PM Campbell: oh

  ok

  then

5:33 PM me: bai

  gtg

 Campbell: ok

  bye

5:34 PM me: I am back

 Campbell: YAY!

5:35 PM ugh

  carlie

 me: she left

  again

 Campbell: i now

  know

  i was talking to her

  

 me: hehe u said now

  I now!

 Campbell: hehe

 me: I now am here!

 Campbell: hehe

5:36 PM me: speaking to you!

  I now declare you pickle and bean!

  I now!

  I now declare that I will have passion and courage and faith!

 Campbell: hehe

 me: I now say that I will speak in the babiest of bay voice!

5:37 PM Campbell: why

  woops

 me: I will now do that from here on after!

 Campbell: sorry

  i was chatting someone else

  and

  i accidently

  did that

 me: typed here

  yeah

  elli!

  ellie!

5:38 PM Campbell: what

5:39 PM me: woah

  ellie just said and I quote: Hey Girl!!

  :)

 Campbell: hehe

  :)

 me: the smiley included

  what do I say?

  I can't follow up 2 that

 Campbell: Hmm.

5:40 PM Hey! Well, I'm doing blablabla

  :)

 me: nicwe

  nice

  i said hey how are u

  you know get a formal twist

  with a little casual twang

  and a mango dash

5:41 PM and rainbow swirl

  and maybe a speck of happiness

  that's the way to do it

 Campbell: wow

  yo uput a lot in

 me: do it flavorful

 Campbell: six words

5:42 PM me: me: Hi ellie
Sent at 5:37 PM on Monday
Ellie: Hey Girl!!
Sent at 5:38 PM on Monday
me: Hey how are u?
Ellie: good... wbu?
me: fine

5:43 PM how is your popsicle?

 Campbell: um

 me: pretty well? alrighty then

5:44 PM B-) romain like a boss in spectacles

 Campbell: wow

5:45 PM me: like the lettuce? no I mean romain

  as in the ancient romans

 Campbell: hehe

  number one

  woops

  wrong chat again

 me: hehe

5:46 PM number one?

  omg

  what r u talking about????>???

  worry

 Campbell: hehe

 me: worry fills the air

 Campbell: math homework

 me: oh

  ok

  r u talking 2 claire?

 Campbell: what did you think i was talking about

  no carlie

 me: or katre?

  oh carlie

  is she invisible?

5:47 PM Campbell: maybe

 me: yo veo que haces! yo entiendo que dices!!!!!

5:48 PM TU eres una chica mala

  piensas que tu es muy buena que yo!

  piensas otro ves!

  porque es falso!

  no es cierto!

5:49 PM limpiar tu poca ahora

  Y cierrenlo

 Campbell: wow

 me: porque yo soy una manzana!

  y tu no haces quesos.

  muchas gracias

  did you like my speech?

5:51 PM Campbell: yo no entiendo espanol

 me: o

5:52 PM :O

  :o:O:0

  :o :O :0

  :O

  :)

  "0

  :O :0 :::o

5:53 PM :>)

  pointy large nose

 Campbell: hehe

5:55 PM me: :-/

  it will b funny when somehow this chat works into our conversation w/ the peeps

  and then.....

5:56 PM we'd have 2.....

  explain

 Campbell: yeah

 me: yuck

  explanatyions

 Campbell: yeah

WU BOY

me:   POOP 2 da max

 Sent at 7:24 PM on Monday

 me:  

How come smileys come in different fonts but the poop only comes in one font?

 Sent at 7:58 PM on Monday

 Kevin:  how do i know

 Sent at 8:08 PM on Monday

 me:  You seem like the person that would know this stuff. You know all science related tech.

 Kevin:  i dont work for google

direct your questions to them

 me:  well

that just might be a bit hard little Wu

 Sent at 8:13 PM on Monday