LMFAO

from now on,, LMFAO means:

little monkey farts and ostriches
let me feel aging oboes
little mutant frogs all over

boop

At a party, Sammy and I were being "inconspicuous" while seceretly watching a guy in a detective jacket.

boop

At a party, Sammy and I were being "inconspicuous" while seceretly watching a guy in a detective jacket.

lost llama

Dear Public,

Yesterday I lost my llama at the doughnut buffet. He is short, fat and purple furred. He also has pink horn polish on. Please, if you find him call this number: 50. I appreciate your concern.
Sincerely,
Laura

MochiTinBop

I know I know, I usually post interesting, and maybe a little funny.........well who am I kidding they are hilarious. Ha! Anyway, this time I am going to post a boring poem.(awwww :( ) But it was writtten by me so it must be good right? (yeah!) enjoy

Ode to my lips

soft pink commentators
light like waterless
clouds
soft rain
covered in crust
and filled with gossip and
embarrassing secrets
loud and upset
mouthing words to my
brain and scolding
crappy like chalk,
the white kind
story tellers
moment makers
and sand in between
dragging toes
and
ragged
mountains
starting things
like
naked men
with red
hair
and breaking them
like bullets
they are
the color of the
little hole
in my bedroom wall
or
a writing fingernail
wishes
apologies
all splurging out
like milk and fairy dust
It is never hard
hating you
at times
or
thanking god
that you said
that wonderful thing
you just
said
you are
flaky,
glazed doughnuts
filled with jam
how I love
that
invisible tag you wear
that says “caution,
beautiful when wet”
like the wood floor,
when it’s been
repeatedly
glossed over
without you,
m’s and p’s and b’s
would not be
the same
and I say
thanks to all of the
horror
and
trouble
and
embarrassment
and joy and satisfaction
and proudness
you have caused
me.

another post in the life of a person

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so...................................that was just a way to direct your attention towards the poll at the bottom of the page.

TIANA

WHat's your favorite Princess movie. I loovvee Tiana from princess and the frog. Her character in my opinion is the most funny disney princess. And I found out today that there is this disney princess named anastasia. Never ever heard of her before. She doesn't seem too popular. ANd I like california rolls. That was off topic, but I do like them. ALOT. GIMME YOUR ROLLS!!!! I apologize for.....that.