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I sang at a pitt womens game today.

This is a very serious post (very serious).: today was a breast cancer awareness game at pitt womens. So on the big screen, the players were anouncing dedications to breast cancer victims. One girl said, "to my great aunt who overcame breast cancer, this game is for you." Mean while the scoreboard was 20-45, pitt losing. I turned to my friend sitting next to me and said "way to dedicate a losing game" I know,I know. Not that serious. But very, very serious.


As serious as pickles.




Because Pickles, are very serious

Another Banana Post

At the supermarket today. We bought bananas, so I had to put them in those green banana bag thingies. I took out a bag and one of the bag ties. I couldn't hold the ties, the bag, and the bananas all at one time so i put down the tie in the cart. I began to put the bananas in the bag when I looked down and saw the tie was gone. So I got a new tie and set it down in the cart. I looked up again and it was gone. I got another tie and watched this time as i put it in the cart. As I watched, I saw the tie slip through the hole in the cart, and onto the ground where the other ties were lying. So, feeling stupid, I reach for another tie, set it down on a nearby box, put the bananas into the bag, and then walked to the box and tied the bag. I felt so victorious when I sealed that bag o' bananas.

Crazy talk and RuBbing lockers

Rubbing my bottom on lockers and talking about confusing things with Carlie, caused me to produce this song:

You'll get used to it like a butterfly
When you eat your mashed potatoes,
SMILE!
Because its worth the while.

okay, we do not need names for every stinking post!

OOPS, SOrry the PRevious post didn;t come out that well....



WHatever!


POOPs to that!


HA!

Show 'em


wooohooo



cats!


yes!


octopi!


yes!



poop!


no!!!!!!!!

Crazy Acrostics

N E W P O L L ~ YOu can tell that I obviously did not put alot of thought into
e e e e n a u that. ANyway, the point is that there is a new poll. By the way,
v s t o z n do not pay attention to this post, look at the one before it.
e t p y c this is just a notice but the post before this is an actual
r a l h post. Seriously , a real live actual post. Whatcha
b e e waiting for lazy banana? Read the previous post.
l s
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Weird Conversations

The weird conversations of me and Mr. Wu *sigh*


me: Inyour profile picture, whose hand is that?
Kevin: why
me: just wondering.
it is obviously not yours
it is a teensy bit too small
but then again...
nahh

me: Mr. Wu it has been 2 whole minutes!
are you ignoring my question?
Mr. Wu.
WU
Kevin
wu
wu-huuu
bob?
ugh. nvrmind. good night

Kevin: oh
oops
i got sidetracked
me: gasp
Kevin: i'm a busy person
me: eeks
so is it your hand?
Kevin: no
you already figured that one out
me: so it is whos hand exactly?
yuh know, just to clear that up
Kevin: i dont remember
me: (shaking head disappointedly)
what a shame
Kevin: it was from kennywood
last june
me: you have pictures of people that you have gone to amusement parks with and you do not even know who they are. Kreepy mr.Wu. Juust Kreepy.
Kevin: you just wish it was your hand

me: now that's just creepier kevin. Um, I do not want to say good night cause that embraces the akwardness so um. uh. Peace

Well

Happy new year

Listen up, I have a hard riddle here: if my name is Jim where are the Tim's? But if my name is Paul
, where are the balls?


Lenique....


I saw Joyful noise and I loved it. any movie with donny parton aanndd queen latifah has got to be funny. At the part when they were competing, they were all: Yeaaaaaah Mmhhm Lala


annd I felt like going: oooohhh yeahhhhh lalaala oooohhoh eeeeyyyyea mhhm


but i didnt